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Presidential- German Nazi wanna be- buys trucks like friends usually seen in big white 4x4's. Short, med or tall. They put an air off(vibe) of better than thou... They prey on people with good hearts, in which they deem a weaker pathetic person. They will be known for interfering with every aspect of ur life when they target you. They will try to get u to drink then ask u to do an errand to have a police waiting on you. They will dominate your thinking, cash flow, they care about number one and they will use up up, then take claim for your hard work and somehow legally have their rears covered even though all formal write ups by their possys will contradict themselves. Sadly THEY never get consequences only those who really loved, devoted or honored them gets the cold road, ruined credit, and yes your character will be smeared ,edited and there's nothing to do, but re-locate, re-locate before they reel u in for more and more cash
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xbox controller

When someones pinner is so small, they can mount their 360 controller, where the hole for the head seat is plugged in.
Wow, his mic must not work, there must be a backup of cum in there! this guy must have fucked his "xbox controller"!
xbox controller by Anoymous14 August 28, 2009

controlling ex boyfriend 

A previous boyfriend who obsesses over a past companion and has regular inquiring contact with the ex companion.

The controlling ex boyfriend asks where you are, where you've been, why you cant come over and/or hang out, why you cant stay the night, who you've been hanging out with. The controlling ex boyfriend might not believe you when you tell him anything...he's always suspicious that you're not being honest even when you're being completely or brutally honest. He may demand you spend the night and when you tell him you cannot (for whatever reason....its truly none of the controlling ex boyfriend's business), no matter what you tell him....he suspects you're lying and have other plans....most likely hookup plans with someone else.
Controlling ex boyfriend: where are you?

The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work...i picked up a double shift today.

Controlling ex boyfriend: really? because i asked your coworker and she said you didnt work until later today

The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: well,......like i said i picked up a double shift

Controlling ex boyfriend: all i've ever asked from you is the truth

The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work...sorry you think im elsewhere

Controlling ex boyfriend: (calls the victim boyfriend's work just to make sure he/she is actually at work)
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(n.)A South American village co-habited by english men and american girls with a creature lurking about known only as a dylan. The alpha male of the village will usually beat his chest and swing along the jungle vines to try and woo the scantily clad, wellie-wearing American girls.

-Contol people enjoy small prosperity by exporting mud pots to other local villages.

-The contol has suffered 6 civil wars and dislikes commies and europeans.
The contol U.S.A.K. imports anime, a small plant from the riverside next to a nearby village. Other villagers dislike the plant and consider its appearance quite strange.
contol by Ranidad and Makul January 23, 2007

Controller

Nichani: Hey G! Why you don't have controller da?
Controller by OrganicDonor December 3, 2010

Controlled det 

Short for controlled detonation which occurs when you are having intercourse and are not using protection. Just prior to climax you pull out and transfer the shaft to a secured location in the females mouth. Once the lips have formed a complete seal you release the ejaculation without fear of pregnancy or a sticky mess with stubborn stains. This provides protection to the cervix, eyes, nostrils and external auditory meatuses...or meati whatever. Loss of control can occur with premature evacuation.
Guy #1: So you took off with that chick last night, how did things go?
Guy #2: Well, things went great, we got going, but then I realized we didn't have any condoms.
Guy #1: So what did you do, you give up.
Guy #2: Hell no, I just pulled out and went for a controlled det.
Guy #1: Totally, no muss no fuss.