choncharita

A chonch with a little salt on the rim...

Would you like your choncharita shaken or stirred?

by Skaribrat January 12, 2008

cochalitosis

one with breath that smells of dirty cock

sarah's breathe stanks she must have been suckin' dick cause she sure has cochalitosis

by Thomas Watkins January 26, 2008

Coach Connell

A short but sexy man with giant guns who coaches sex. Usually known for his country accent, creepy old-mannish manner, and obsession with asses.

It was only after I called Coach Connell that my husband and I began to have real kinky sex.

by Shmolgasm April 7, 2009

Coachaholic

Coachaholic: (n) coach-a-hol-lick

1. A person who is enfatuated with the Coach brand and buyes every Coach item available
2. Someone who is obsessed with Coach "The Dragon Slayer" from the Survivor tv series. This person often aspires to achieve the "warrior" status and will talk endlessly about Coach. Coachaholics also tend to not realize how full of himself Coach really is. These people aslo seem to think that they are superior to "non-warriors"

Coachaholic Girl: "Hey gurl! I totally went to the Coach store yesterday!"
Normal Girl: "Cool! Did you get a new purse?"
Coachaholic: "Yeah! And the sneakers, the scarf, the keychain, wallet, shirt..."
Normal Girl: *backs away*

Guy: "Dude, why does your shirt say 'Dragon Slayer' on it?"

Coachaholic: "It allows me to form an unbreakable bond with the 'Dragon Slayer' which alows my mental, spiritual, and physical being to be cleansed so that I too can become a warrior."
Guy: "Wtf are you talking about, that shirt's from Sears."
Coachaholic: "I wouldn't expect a non-warrior to understand."

by vball1346 May 23, 2010

Chonch Mobile

one of the chonch brothers. hes a boss.

Chonch Mobile: im a boss
Chonch Cycle: me too.

by Chonch Mobile July 4, 2012

coaches daughter

Extremely stuck up, tends to be braty at times. Takes all of their dads money. Marries a football player when they get older and is always better in bed than an average girl.

Stuck up Nice Rich Coaches Daughter

by Caraaaa December 12, 2013

Coach Ken

Incredible dick who promised the boys pizza but gave it to the girls instead. All after fucking the boys' mothers.

Coach Ken fucked up the sheriff because he was power hungry.

by Extreme_Honesty123 January 22, 2015