computer

One of the many places to rot your brains out and destroy the IQ and brain cells you have left.

human 1: "um... what happened to Jhon?"
human 2:".... COMPUTER"

by anonymous May 23, 2024

Computer

Shit sticks

I use my computer to google

by OnlyRealThings June 24, 2024

Computer

The object you watch Porn Hentai Yuri and Yaoi on

I love gooning with my computer

by AndersonBaird67 March 13, 2026

computerfucker

one who has sex with computers.

"Damn, you a computerfucker? Freaky"

by Hora de XD August 18, 2025

computer

Something that was once used exclusively to open Word documents (aside of surfing the Internet) when it started being widely used until as late as 2009 — as many of its users (at the time) happened to be ex-typewriter users, unlike how computers are used for a wide variety of applications nowadays

Back in 2009, my dad just used his computer to write Word documents and check his email, totally missing out on all the apps and games—he was like an ex-typewriter user stuck in the past!

by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025

computer

the ting u watch porn on.

Friend 1- Man imma go on my computer to you know what.
Friend 2- Aight bro, imma be on too.

by theonlyKING January 7, 2026

computer people

The collective set of humans making the software and hardware that everybody uses.

Its funny that computer people use the word "sandbox" in that way, since I've never seen a sandbox that's meant to keep anything playing in it inside.

by wordlist.txt January 8, 2026