Grove City College

GCC is a small liberal arts college that's totally an "ivy of a different league".

Grove City College: Rigorous Academics. Authentically Christian. Amazing Value.

I go to Grove City College. It's totally an ivy of a different league. I love it there. The students and profs are just awesome!

by godlygal October 14, 2009

Connecticut College

A tiny NESCAC school located in New London, CT. Home to real money drugs, lots of booze, and asshole lax and hockey bros. Thurs-Sat nights get weird and you wont remember most of them. When it gets lame on some nights there is a pretty good bar scene just down the road in the town of New London.

I visited a buddy and had an overall real good time. The bros are like any other bros at these types of schools.. They will call you a fag for no reason but if you get passed that, good place

Connecticut College Bro: "whats up pal, want a beer shower?"
you: "no, thanks. ill see you later"
Bro: "pussy"

by camel man van May 31, 2010

Roanoke College

Roanoke College is a private school located in Salem, Va. Roanoke is home to beautiful men and women. About 80% of students that go to Roanoke come from boarding schools or private schools. Roanoke provides a very well respected and prestigious education to those who attend. Although it may be costly, a degree from roanoke helps you make a lot of money. Roanoke is a beautiful school that is also very big on greek life. Most of the students that attend are involved in a sorority/fraternity. There is always something to do on campus and the rich kids know how to party hard. Roanoke is a great private schools in the country along with Washington & Lee, Elon, Wake Forest, and Hollins.

Roanoke graduate: I graduated from Roanoke College

Employer: you're hired!

by collegeviewer April 7, 2011

Wiess College

Formerly all-male residential college at Rice University, originally a showcase of Brutalist architecture, used to be selected mostly for science and engineering majors, was known as the Animal House of Rice, home of the Halloween party called NoD.

Probably never spoken at Wiess College: Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty Wiessman!

by Not R May 8, 2009

Marist College

A college in New York attended primarily by white, preppy rich kids from New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut who were popular and social in highschool, making everyone at Marist stuck up and crazy. Located in the sketchy town of Poughkeepsie, commonly called Po-town by Marist students. A Marist student can be identified as a Polo shirt wearing, SUV driving, partier.

Dude, my collar's popped and my ID's fake, let's go to the bar cuz we're Marist students!

by Jenn November 17, 2004

Westminster College

A liberal arts school located in the Amish country of Western Pennslyvania full of the most well-educated and well-rounded individuals that exist on this planet. Those who attend Westminster typically follow the phrase "Work hard, party harder." The education is rigorous, and the parties are delightful. The campus itself is filled with squirrels and people who make it is as adorable and friendly as a summer camp.

Shandalisa: Hey, did you see those awesome, really intelligent sexy kids at that party?

Kim: Yep, they must be from Westminster College!

by TheGhostMap4Lyfe November 19, 2010

Christ's College

A stuck up shithole in Christchurch where the relationship between the kids parents and the teachers are the determining factor in a student's success, not the kid's competence.

Retard: Shit, I didn't make the Christ's College 1st IV, instead I got put into the 'social' team.

Tool: Doesn't your dad own an influential business/insertothermoneymakingentity?

Retard: Oh yeah. I'll get him to make a call, I'll be 1st IV captain by Tuesday!

Tool: Sweet, lets go light some cigarettes in the botanz with $100 bills

by Bitch_boy123 October 8, 2011