Choob is a word that was derived from the birth of a Singaporean man, Chervin. The CH in choob represents his name, while the oob is NOOB. So choob is chervin noob. he is widely known for his ridiculous behavior and acts of foolishness. Anyone can call someone else a choob to represent that person's foolishness.
by Swiftalition July 24, 2010
Get the Choob mug.Its an Indian word. Literally it means one whos come out from the pussy but the actual slang meaning is you are a fucking fool. Also called a "CHOOT" in short.
by Hoshedar May 28, 2007
Get the chootya mug.In sales, a prospective client that has no value. Chooches rarely have money, but will have an inordinate amount of questions no respect for your time. They are predominant in the brokerage industry, and are known for having low account balances, but think watching CNBC makes them the next Warren Buffet.
Wow, the guy walking around the branch in the Elmer Fudd hat, talking about the stock market bouncing is a real chooch.
You are a real chooch-fondler, did you spend 2 hours with that chooch?
Chooches arent people, they do not have thoughts and feelings like you or I.
You are a real chooch-fondler, did you spend 2 hours with that chooch?
Chooches arent people, they do not have thoughts and feelings like you or I.
by Scott Christensen January 10, 2009
Get the Chooch mug.instead of using the word nooby or newbie, this is a term that is used by a select few, not as an insult but as an affectionate joke.
by david alderson April 16, 2005
Get the chooby mug.by spoilt92 December 26, 2010
Get the chooch mug.Low level: Can i buy your sword
High level: Get lost nooby noob newb
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High level: Get lost nooby noob newb
Low level: God your such a choob
by Gregyo April 22, 2006
Get the choob mug.a choob is a person, usally in an online rpg, who has been playing the game for a long time and is high level but still acts as if they don't know how to play the game and continusly scams, lies, spams, and trys and use terms to make themselves seem big and smart and crap.
by John May 13, 2005
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