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Cock Breath 

When an individuals breath has the lingering smell of cock. Usually more pronouced after sucking the life out of a cock in the morning when the nut cheese and other smells of the cock are most pungent.
Billy: Lisa, did you talk to mom this morning at breakfast?

Lisa: Yeah, and her breath reaked of dads cock. I hate that cock breath, alot, Billy....

Billy: Thats not what I was going to ask you, but now that you mention it I did catch a wiff of dads meat bat...

Lisa: How do you know what dads junk smells like?

Billy: How do you know what it smells like?

Akward silence........
Cock Breath by Mr Meat Bat December 9, 2007

Cock and ball torture 

The most retarded kink a man could ever had. Basically he likes getting hit in the balls.
Man: "Hey babe, grab the bat over there."
Woman: "For what?"
Man: "It's called 'cock and ball torture', I want you to hit me in the fucking balls because I'm retarded."
Cock and ball torture by yung kreme February 28, 2019

cock clock 

The act of smacking someone over the backof the head with ur erect penis
cock clock by oquhf0weoin December 29, 2007

cock blessing

an honor to recieve as one places one's cock to a female's forehead which symbolizes strength, loyalty, and fertility; if slapped in a rigorous gesture onto the forehead of a female then this is recognize as a cock baptismal.
She went on her knees ready to recieve a cock blessing.
cock blessing by geehiminati April 23, 2003

Cock and Ball Torture 

An activity commonly practiced at preschools
My 5-year-old did not get his Cock and Ball Torture from Miss tawtyraniugnas
Cock and Ball Torture by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020

cock balls

Meanlingless phrase normally said when you want to say a lot of swear words at once but the just all combine into one
ah.......... cock balls
cock balls by Schultz February 3, 2005