camel bath

What male Chaldeans do instead of showering. Because they stink like shit being a dirtass Iraqi, they see fit to douse themselves in shitty cologne to cover their horrid BO. Especially the really fat ones that mouth breathe and sweat profusely. The reason why camels use electric candles in their churches is because all of the grease in their hair and the cologne they wear would ignite if real candles were used. This goes back to the definition of a camel (chaldean). They constantly commit tax fraud with the government. This allows a little more money at the moment, but in the long run, they won't survive. Survival of the fittest, and they won't! FACTS: 1. They don't go to college. 2. They inbreed. 3. Dearborn is not Detroit. 4. They can't fight because they are pussies, and get their shit rocked when the first punch hits their big fucking nose.

Typical mocknooth camels (chaldeans) take camel baths. AIRDYGOKBAH!

by livco July 30, 2006

camel toe jam

the sticky old bits and pieces at the end of a womens period and stinks like an old rusty coin.

oh dear i've got camel toe jam again...

by Goldos February 23, 2008

camel walk

A camel walk is a hazing ritual for sororities that is equivalent to the elephant walk. It is done by stripping down a group of female pledges, forming a circle, and having each girl insert one hand into the vagina of the girl in front of her. The girls then walk around in a circle.

Doyle: Dude, me and tommy broke into a sorority last night and totally caught them camel walking!
Gregg: What the Fuck?!?! Why didn't you guys call me? Did you at least take pictures?

by USS Doyle April 4, 2009

Camelback

A sexual act that takes place in a desert or dry place. the girl then gets dehydrated to the point she has no saliva and then proceeds to suck the guy with no lube, midway through the girl bites down causing the guys cock to have a bump like a camels back, the girl then proceeds to use the blood as lube to finish the job.

person 1: did you hear about what Toms girlfriend did to him
Person 2: yea he got a camelback
person 1: must suck to be him right now

by CorsairWWII June 14, 2016

cameling

When you have to poop but there is no bathroom available forcing you to hold in your shit untill you find a suitable receptacle.

I was driving in from Seattle yesterday, had to take a big shit, but was forced into cameling it until I found a Denny's.

by adam+ October 15, 2007

camel tipping

When you put money in a stripper's underwear.

That stripper just humped your leg, if you don't start camel tipping her, she won't come back over here.

by tmfm October 12, 2008

camel Twat

When a girl/women's skin between the vagina and asshole folds. Appearing to be a second vagina.

Denice, "check out these really tight sweatpants i just got!"

Patrica, "Fix youself girl, you got a CAMEL TWAT"

by Jesus is hot February 20, 2011