Law of Surprise

The Law of Surprise is a custom as old as humanity itself. The Law dictates that a man saved by another is expected to offer to his savior a boon whose nature is unknown to one or both parties. In most cases, the boon takes the form of the saved man's firstborn child, conceived or born without the father's knowledge

Law of Surprise... it's something we invoke at times, but rarely. Usually we just take gold.

by Sbrodolino21 February 9, 2020

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Egoraptor's Law

The easier and more straightforward a task is, the more difficult the person will make it for themselves to complete it.

"Egoraptor's Law" was created in the name of youtube star "Egoraptor" who is known to play videogames very poorly, and often incorrectly.

by LeafbladeN July 10, 2020

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Barbara’s Law

If something can be made worse in any way by continuing to fuck with it. See also Murphy’s Law and False Perfectionism.

I wish she would just stop. We are well into Barbara’s Law at this point

by Titonymous September 19, 2018

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Cathy’s Law

The fundamental law of nature that you will always crave Chick-Fil-A most on Sundays when it’s closed, leading to inevitable disappointment.

The phenomenon is named after the late, great Chick-Fil-A founder, S. Truett Cathy.

Last Sunday, I got fucked by Cathy’s Law again. This time I got all the way to Chick-Fil-A and pulled on the locked door before realizing what day it was. I was devastated.

by Greg Taylor July 1, 2018

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YesGawdwin's Law

When two or more gay men are casually talking, online, inevitably, one will make a joke referring to, or assuming, the other's position (e.g. Top or bottom).

Gay man 1: Chlorophyll is so interesting
Gay man 2: Omg, you're such a bottom.
Gay man 1: Kween, plz. I saw you last night, dancing as such.

Gay man 3: Gay man 2 just activated YesGawdwin's Law by calling Gay man 1 a bottom.

by Therealtylercodero April 20, 2017

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