bust a bladder

to accidentally pee while jacking off

oscar the 8 ur old would bust a bladder and thoguht he was getting off.

by michael paradise July 20, 2006

busting miles

Rolling back the odometer to make a used car appear it has less miles than it actually does. In short...odometer fraud.

State inspectors discovered Wild Bill's Used Car dealership was busting miles on its cars to get more money than the cars were worth.

by Dan May 19, 2008

busting a fiddy

The act of dumping a half-pound shit

I'm in the crapper busting a fiddy

by john crapper March 7, 2008

Busted monkey

A tore up va-jay-jay.

Gena has a busted monkey.

by Nikkilicious85 August 16, 2016

Busted milk

Another name for jizzing your pants.

“Oh, excuse I just busted milk.”

by Sad fat dragon with no friends October 10, 2017

Bust a Gruppy

To deficate or take a shit in someone else home

"Can i borrow you toilet, I have to bust a gruppy."

by BubbaFat March 10, 2010

bust a nut

frustration, anger; a hyperbole used when in great displeasure.

If Jim doesn't show up to rehearsal today, I'm gonna bust a nut.

by teenangstbullshit May 6, 2018