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brown baggin 

1. Bringing your lunch to work or school in a brown "paper" bag. 2. A dirty t-bag, normally performed after anal sex or a long days work. 3. Placing a brown paper bag over your sexual partners face, due to ugliness or to better fantasize.
Dude: Im brown baggin today! Damn snack machine always eats my dollars

Woman:Oh god, what are you doing? You never go ass to mouth!
Man: Im brown baggin your pie hole, leave me alone lunchbox

Woman:Why do you always brown bag me before we have sex?
Dude: I like thinkin about your sister..
brown baggin by Jared Orion October 8, 2007
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Brown Onion Syndrome 

The life-long remorse suffered when you turn down a guaranteed fuck with a random girl, just because she is the Brown Onion of her group of friends, and you worry what your friends will say.
God I wish I just nailed that pig in 1992 when I had the chance. I've got serious Brown Onion Syndrome now.

Brown Action 

Another word for bumming/to be bumming/the big gay
That faggot Jerome was up to some brown action last night
Brown Action by Steamyphart October 18, 2019

Dundalk brown out

When you're fucking a detoxing meth. addict in the ass and he/she shits explosive diarrhea all over your chest, stomach, balls, and cock.
I paid this junkie bitch for some back-door action and wound up getting a Dundalk brown out.
Dundalk brown out by jlid July 28, 2010

Sam Brownback 

A homoerotic act between two men where one man places his own fecal matter in his mouth and inserts the fecal matter into his partners anus using his tounge.
That Sam Brownback video made Two Girls and a Cup look like Saturday Morning Cartoons.
Sam Brownback by Billy the Retard February 11, 2015

Antonio Brown 

When you haven't had a good shit in a long time and you think this might finally be the one but it ends up just being a fart that requires a lot of clean up.
Me: Aw shucks I thought this one would go all the way, instead it was just a little Antonio Brown
Antonio Brown by CatScratchedNut October 26, 2019

Ketanji Brown Jackson

to be nominated based on your skin color to the highest court in the land
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noun (rarely used, only colloquially): an idiot
oof ketanji brown jackson is dumb af