british slag

A slag who is british and fucks a different lad every day

1: My boyfriend cheated on me with HER
2: I’m not surprised she’s the definition of a british slag

by tbh i cba fr mate September 18, 2019

British America

What dumb Americans call The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.

American: "Oh cool, you're from British America!"

British Person: "smh you're taking a piss bruv."

by chillaxbrother August 17, 2024

The British Pound

Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.

The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man

by FuckDrawstringBags June 09, 2021

British word

Something that’s made up. A fabrication from the British monarchy.

A farce and a falsehood. Something that is absolutely not real.

Mentally deranged folks use “British words” constantly.

You ever heard of that ol’ twat Fatcha??

You’re not making any sense. Speak without using British words.

by Yang Miyagi August 09, 2022

British Chatukar

Narendra Modi is known as British Chatukar because of his Laissez-faire type capitalist policies and his West leaning foreign policies.

A question in test(if ever asked): Who is Narendra Modi?
Always every Indian STUDENT answers: British Chatukar.

by ImanMamSamman July 24, 2021

Alex the british girl

Alex puts tea bags in his mouth, and in his pockets, because he's so british, and he's obssesed with Jaya, the french guy, and Cheu, the nerd with mushroom hair.

Alex the british girl is lame.

by Feania May 15, 2023

British desert

when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.

John gave me a British desert the other day.

by zepoopenfarten October 19, 2023