Proctologist boot

Proctologist boot, where you take a hookers stiletto and strap it on your foot and you banger in the ass with it.

Man, that chick guy I met last night had the most baddest stilettos. I had to give her a proctologist boot.

(David): man that chick last night had some expenses stilettos
(Benny): yeah that’s why I had to take her home last night and give her the proctologist boot.
(David): I get it now that’s why she’s walking so funny man you must’ve done that for hours

by 0069RIGID December 10, 2025

Shoot and Boot

Shoot your load and boot them out.

I'd shoot and boot that chick.

by torminator October 16, 2012

Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.

"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"

"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."

"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"

"'Fraid so."

by Dave TTB September 6, 2013

mississippi mud boot

Foot in Anus.

I can't sick down because I got Mississippi mud boot last night at the Trump rally.

by poopNow July 11, 2016

as a boot

Can be applied to anything, anytime, best used in groups of people from Delaware

"Dude I'm hungry as a boot" or "that shit was hard as a boot" or "let's get high as a boot"

by deadlikeu82 June 21, 2016

Pilgrim’s Boot

Taking “Das Boot” to the face post-Thanksgiving feast and proceeding to puke all over the family dining table.

“Ever since Normandy, Grandpa Wallace has done the pilgrim’s boot at every Thanksgiving dinner.. I think he took i t too far this year after he puked in Grandma Lenora’s ashes.”

by notgrandpawallace November 17, 2017

Burn the boot

Having anal sex while using Astro glide causing little puffs of smoke from the anal cavity that has the aroma of a burning boot.

The house smelled burnt rubber so I yelled upstairs to mossy , hey essay did you burn the boot ?

by Drywall butcher April 23, 2018