blowjobbing 

To really make a mess of something, or to cock up. You have blowjobbed something if you've caused it to go wrong.

Person 1 - "Hey, how's that cake going?"
Person 2 - "Not good, I'm really blowjobbing it."
Person 3 - "God, yeah, you've well blowjobbed that bugger."

blowjobbing by gang_star2000 May 2, 2008

Blowjob 

n. Blowjob- the act of an elongated object being sucked.
v. Blow- to give a blowjob; to suck an elongated object

Oxymoron. It is the act of sucking, yet called blowing.

n. The man's girlfriend gave him a blowjob.
v. The girl blew him.

Blowjob by Water4real July 3, 2017

Blowjob 

Something I will never get. I’m praying.

I wAnt a fUcKinG bLoWjOb lol I’m a ten year what am I doing

Blowjob by Yeetus the fetus. September 16, 2019

Hometown blowjob 

An enthusiastic round of head given in Cincinnati most often in exchange for a car ride.

That was one damn fine hometown blowjob. Where do you need a ride to?

Hometown blowjob by skull shaped coffee mug June 12, 2010

vegan blowjob 

noun; to perform fellatio to completion (ejaculation of recipient) without swallowing or in any way consuming ejaculate, resulting from said fellatio

God, she only gives vegan blowjobs!

vegan blowjob by digital.ghost January 23, 2015

Word Blowjob 

To suck up to someone by talking good about a them while they are in the area.

Tim was over there bragging to Joe about good I am at baskeball. Yeah Tim was def giving you a "word blowjob."

Word Blowjob by Spiffy1 October 20, 2008

blowjob 

For girls, an unpleasant act, in which gagging and eye watering occurs (especially if deepthroating is requested). The finished act results in an explosion of what tastes like Crest White Strips. Swallowing must be done, and the guy is expected to follow up on his responsibility by returning the favor to the girl. It's the polite thing to do.

He begged me for a blowjob like a 4 year old, so finally I gave in. I had been drinking, so the combination of being gagged and inebriated at the same time resulted in my throwing up on his dick. Surpisingly, he didn't notice... he was drunk too.

blowjob by Ana Monica February 26, 2007