Beaver Dam

When a woman’s stomach is so large that it hangs down over her lady parts making her beaver inaccessible. beaver

I tried to fuck Fat Lisa last night, but couldn’t get past her beaver dam so I settled for a sad hand job.

by DickFingerDave July 16, 2018

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Beaver Suppressant

when you're on anti-depressants you will suffer from beaver suppression, you won't be able to have sex! the medication will hinder your dick's appetite, it's true :(

"sorry girl! can't finish what we started cos i'm on beaver suppressants"

by carlos casas September 3, 2006

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Beaver Shine

The shine that is acquired when your shoes are so nice that they make a woman drip from her vagina and entice her to buff your shoes with her beaver.

I wore my Sunday shoes to church and all of a sudden, the church lady was grinding her beaver on my shoes. They were so shinny that her clit looked as close as if she were sitting on my face.

My new pair of shoes made my co-workers wife so horny that she dripped down her leg. I asked her for a beaver shine but she said that would be inappropriate.

by Recruiter/Reefer January 4, 2010

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beaver envy

A wistful near-jealous respect, longing and admiration for all things Canadian.

During the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver the whole world had a mad case of beaver envy.

by Poetessa August 16, 2010

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Beaver Mist

While having intercourse with a particularly aromatic woman, during her organismic episode, she squirts her fun fluid around Mr. Limpy. The outlying fire creates a titillating mist of vaginal fluids.

When I was fucking her in the back of an Arby's, she fired off a round of beaver mist and it hit me in the eye!

by boetso June 16, 2011

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