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Brown's Buoy

- When your stool hits the upper slope of the toilet bowl, spiraling into a symmetrical mound, thus protruding out of the water causing the odor of your feces to be much more pungent and foul (or enjoyable depending on said party).

- Developed by a Revenue Marine captain in the 1850s. This relatively simple buoy had a base supporting a superstructure upon which hung a bell with four clappers that struck as the buoy rolled in the sea.
"I could hear the Brown's Buoy bell toll as it guided or ship closer to shore."

"I left a Brown's Buoy on the fourth floor at work today."
by Construc December 30, 2007
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Buddy

A very masculine man. often refereed to as a man's man. very skilled in hard knock life. He's strong not only physically, but mentally as well. breaking through to him is going to be difficult. there can be many women in his life, but the one who breaks through to him will hold his heart in the most silent but appreciative ways. he is loyal and acts of kindness are seldom but full of meaning. he often goes passed up from other women because of his thick emotional shell. But his love is a love like no other. he is known for treating his woman like a queen. the type to not be afraid to hold her in front of others to claim her.

At times he can be hard to understand, because he is often mislead. they are full of accidents wether it be through speech or actions. he never says sorry unless he actually means it. his biggest flaw is that he does not emotionally speak of his feelings without fear of being hurt.

on top of emotional baggage, he is witty and charming. he is known for being attractive and a social butterfly.

one line of advice for woman who deal with him "you are only there if he wants you there".
"I need a man in my life."
"No, you need a Buddy."
by FlirtyNerdy October 30, 2014
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cutta buddy

A person you fuck/have sex with (see Booty Call)
Her: "That's my nicca Tray..."

Him: "Bitch, you ain't my girl! You jus a cutta buddy!"
by Mr. Peezee January 5, 2004
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lil' buddy

A little redneck guy who is the direct result of in-breeding.
On his way to the tavern yesterday lil' buddy fell off his horse and broke his ass bone.
by Rayne 2007 December 26, 2008
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butt buddy

Joe and his butt buddy Carl annoy the shit out of me.
by schafft April 9, 2008
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hug buddy

a pal you can give a hug to without your sexuality being suspect. usually used between two dudes. existence of a cross-sex hug buddy relationship indicates the male is emo and will remain a virgin for life
lebo: lets hug, hug buddy
cheezer: ok
by cheezer November 1, 2006
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buddy buttocks

a term of non-sexual affection used between straight males; may be exclusive to the milwaukee area, circa 1982.
lars: hey guys, what's going on?
kevin: BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!!
lars: say it a little louder, kev, some folks in the next county might not have heard you.
kevin: OK!! BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!
lars: i should have gone to marqutte.
kevin: but i'm glad you didn't, otherwise we'd never hang out, BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!
the rest of us: enough already!!!
by earpuller September 16, 2005
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