DNA Blasted

When you ejaculate so strong that is like old faithful is made from jizz.

Things were getting crazy in the bedroom. She was sucking me off so good, I DNA Blasted all over her tits.

by Shmeg.Cheese February 9, 2019

puss blasted

when puss gets violently squirted into someone’s face, from Victorious.

Remember when Robbie got puss blasted in the Victorious episode when they went on a game show and got doinked?

by Xxxtoothbrush November 29, 2019

Crumpet Baster

The performer of the art of basting crumpets such there are , were crumpet means snatch or pussy, applied by 'wisking' or gently oscillating fingeritively solids into liquids, thus creating a type of vacuum that no man can escape.

We have a cold newby in this porn scene....we will require our best crumpet baster to liquify the vaginal butter into a softy cream in the shortest amount of time....stat.

by Ball splat November 8, 2019

Titty Blasted

to become absolutely shit faced

"Let's get titty blasted tonight"

by kumquatcummies May 9, 2020

Baja blasted

When u throw a Baja blast from Taco Bell at some idiot and it explodes and gets all over them

lmao get Baja blasted u fat fuck

by Buiks March 31, 2021

Fake Blasted

When a person pretends to be blasted (drunk)

John was fake blasted when I arrived at his crib.

by Smartee Pants July 7, 2021

lesbian blister

Any scab of Unknown Origin on your face or genitals

Tommy's has a lesbian blister on his chin

by Sir .Dickfitswell September 6, 2021