Baltimore Orioles

An underrated team with a (currently) good manager, great bullpen, and asshole owner. Nonetheless, the pride of Baltimore and about half the DC population, (the other half being those who traded allegiance to the Nationals).

Referred to as the O's, the Birds, etc. The only team in the MLB to have only an animal, not a letter, on its caps.

The reason all of Maryland sings the "O!" in the Star-Spangled Banner.

Home team of some of the best retired players in baseball, such as Robinson and Ripken.

Currently in a rebuilding rut, the Orioles are improving rapidly. Die-hard fans hang on, and wait for the (hopefully soon) year when the O's prove how awesome they are and win the pennant.

Mortal enemies of the Yankees.

Also, Camden Yards is probably the prettiest ballpark on the East Coast.

One of the only good things about Baltimore is the Baltimore Orioles

by SoCal11 June 26, 2008

Balsa

When you dip your testicles in a jar of salsa

Did you hear about Jacob's balsa incident?

by Wild_Weston June 29, 2016

does howdy doody have wooden balls

A phrase used to express the answer is yes.

You wanna get high man?

Does Howdy Doody have wooden Balls man?

by Walletto January 11, 2012

dropped the ball

To screw up a major opportunity, that possibly comes along only once in a blue moon.

"One keg of beer, two blonde twins, a hotel room, and an endless supply of rubbers. Think he shagged them? Nope. He dropped the ball."

by D. Gould February 15, 2006

Balls Time

Extreme courage and valor in any given situation.

Ronald Speirs of the US Army during WWII who ran through German infantry, artillery, and armor to join up with I Company. Only to then run through all that again to rejoin back with E Company. Balls Time.

by Lord Djem So March 19, 2009

Smog balls

When a woman inhales a cigarette then blows the smoke on a man's sweaty balls before she licks them .

I love to lick smog balls because they taste like a salty ash tray .

by bratcat420 June 21, 2013

Tennis Ball Head

The act of staring blankly at a screen in the dark for a long period of time. Tends to avoid human contact at all costs.

A: Oscar's an actual tennis ball head.
B: He's just sitting there in the dark, doing nothing.

by ExquisiteMouse April 27, 2021