When you stick your finger in a girl's ass, then follow with a fish hook that way you have Power Bait on your finger.
by VolcomRider February 20, 2009
Get the Power Bait mug.Sometimes referred to as a cum-and-run, a backseat bail is the act of having sex with a girl in the doggy-style position, finishing, and then running away before she turns around.
So I was fucking this chick last night, and as I sobered up I remembered she was ugly as fuck, so I grabbed my clothes and backseat bailed on her.
by Medway April 26, 2010
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by iloveharrypotter December 9, 2009
Get the Baileaf mug.When BOTH of the following two conditions are satisfied:
(a) A person fails to attend a planned event (ex. "he totally bailed on the party")
(b) When the event that was "bailed" was super awesome, or at the very least, better than what it was the person "bailed" for. (ex. "bailing on the beach full of hot babes is both a fail and a bail, therefore a bailure?")
(a) A person fails to attend a planned event (ex. "he totally bailed on the party")
(b) When the event that was "bailed" was super awesome, or at the very least, better than what it was the person "bailed" for. (ex. "bailing on the beach full of hot babes is both a fail and a bail, therefore a bailure?")
Alex tells his friends that he will go to the beach with them. On the beach day, Alex tells his friends he can't go to the beach because he has to take care of his friend's dog. This is the "bail."
If it turns out that the beach was full of hot babes, high-fives, and free pie, the alternative for which Alex passed up the beach is clearly a "fail."
Combined, we have BAILURE (BAIL+FAILURE).
If it turns out that the beach was full of hot babes, high-fives, and free pie, the alternative for which Alex passed up the beach is clearly a "fail."
Combined, we have BAILURE (BAIL+FAILURE).
by DotBiz July 4, 2010
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by the bigest boss November 22, 2011
Get the bailos mug.When she's too old to be jail bait (18 or older), but too young for her dad to be okay with you dating her because of the age difference (e.g. she's 19 and you're 27, or she's 23 and you're 31, etc.). Therefore, her father is likely to go for the shotgun when he meets you.
When a girl is older than 18, but you're so much older than she is that you're probably taking advantage of her inexperience / naiveté.
When dating a girl makes you uncomfortable, even though she's legal, because she's so much younger than you are.
When a girl is older than 18, but you're so much older than she is that you're probably taking advantage of her inexperience / naiveté.
When dating a girl makes you uncomfortable, even though she's legal, because she's so much younger than you are.
Friend: "Dude, she's SO into you, and she's totally legal."
You: "Man, that's not what her daddy would say. She's shotgun bait."
Friend: "She's only with you because she's too young to know better."
You: "Well, it's not like she's jail bait."
Friend: "Yeah, but she's shotgun bait. In a couple of years she'll wonder what she was thinking. Then you're gonna get it."
Friend: "Go for it, man. It's not like she's jailbait or anything."
You: "Yeah, but she was TEN when I graduated from high school -- THE FIFTH GRADE when I went to college! That's messed up, man. As far as I'm concerned, she's shotgun bait."
You: "Man, that's not what her daddy would say. She's shotgun bait."
Friend: "She's only with you because she's too young to know better."
You: "Well, it's not like she's jail bait."
Friend: "Yeah, but she's shotgun bait. In a couple of years she'll wonder what she was thinking. Then you're gonna get it."
Friend: "Go for it, man. It's not like she's jailbait or anything."
You: "Yeah, but she was TEN when I graduated from high school -- THE FIFTH GRADE when I went to college! That's messed up, man. As far as I'm concerned, she's shotgun bait."
by Anonymous1980 December 17, 2010
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Dude, that guys is totally being a Fabian Quincey Bailey. Did you see those girls in the order of completion??
by CobraKiss March 7, 2009
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