August 25

National slightly above average dick day.

Liam: I have has a slightly above average dick and my birthday is August 25 day.

Rocky: That’s cool I guess.

by Not Liam or rocky November 9, 2021

Autisticpothead

A legendary autistic pothead and disreputable meme thief.

You know autisticpothead?

by Thefryup November 23, 2021

autistublum

autism with extra steps

i have autism
your numbers are pathetic i have autistublum
wow i praise you

by autisdabum January 4, 2022

august 4th

August 4th is international lmbao day. A day used to celebrate the life and death of the famous chinese hacker, lmbao

OMG it's august 4th, lmbao day. Let's hack into a small family owned store's database and steal all their money in memory of lmbao.

by noku8 April 29, 2022

August 8

The most attractive boys are born on this day!

random person: hey, when is your birthday?
Random boy: August 8, why?
Random person: because it says here that people born on August 8 are the most attractive boys.

by jessroj July 18, 2022

August 1

the day you're gonna feel single, cause thats national gf day which means everybody is gonna be posting their gf's and you're gonna be sitting there in your room looking at everybody's stories crying.

calender: august 1st

everybody: posts their gf
you: cry because you're single

by funnyluv:-) August 1, 2022

August 31

The best person alive was born this day they have a big butt and wonderful personality and the best person you’ll ever meet but don’t mess with them cause they don’t play.

Girl: when’s your birthday

Boy: august 31
Girl: *hugs him* I gotta cherish our relationship cause your the best person I’ll ever meet

Boy: thank you but don’t get on my bad side cause I’ll f**k you up.

by Ynb.lanah August 2, 2022