a young lady wondering why the fuck everyone's posting these lies they call definitions of there names.
alyssa js dont give a fuck no more !
by Jjpenny November 22, 2021
Get the alyssamug. is a beautiful girl who refuses to believe she is no matter how much you try to convince her, an Alyssa can be somewhat sarcastic, a Alyssa is a really great friend, Alyssas are kind and willing to help anyone in need, they are also therapists of friend groups, an Alyssa usually rants about their personal life to their close friends whenever it happens, Alyssas usually just like to say the things on their mind out of no where, it is never a dull moment when you talk to an Alyssa, you can literally talk about a book, and it can be somewhat interesting, Alyssas are trust worthy and loyal, they trust and believe other people easily, but if you lie to them, they would usually ignore you so that you can stop talking to them, do not get on their bad side as well, if you ever tried to pick a fight with an Alyssa, prepare your self because your in for a world of pain, Alyssas have a lot of witty come backs when it comes to fighting them, they spit facts and offends when you try to proove your point at something, Alyssas are smart, and brave, even when they slack, they can still do a good job, Alyssas love to prove their points or what they believe in right so if your trying to prove your point right with an Alyssa, it is no use, Alyssas are also very forgiving so if you have an Alyssa in your life hold on to them, you are a very lucky person if you have an Alyssa in your life. Alyssas also like to bring up good memories from the past, and bring up nostalgic things.
Friend 1 - Alyssa is such an forgiving person..
Friend 2 - I know right? man how could she even forgive those so called "friends" of hers after making her drink toilet water??!!! and still be friends with them??!!!
Friend 3 - Alyssa is to forgiving and kind for her own sake, I can't believe she didn't even report that to the teachers after that incident
Friend 2 - yeah.. she literally only told her mom, man I wonder how her mom reacted about all this..
Friend 1 - yikes!...
Friend 2 - I know right? man how could she even forgive those so called "friends" of hers after making her drink toilet water??!!! and still be friends with them??!!!
Friend 3 - Alyssa is to forgiving and kind for her own sake, I can't believe she didn't even report that to the teachers after that incident
Friend 2 - yeah.. she literally only told her mom, man I wonder how her mom reacted about all this..
Friend 1 - yikes!...
by thisisnotmymain March 29, 2022
Get the Alyssamug. by BPVN6294 September 15, 2010
Get the Alyssa Ellen Burrowsmug. A dirty white whore that would fuck anything that crawls . She is a manipulative bitch and does not respect her mom because she’s a piece of shit but it’s okay because her mom prays for the day she gets a call that her not so precious Alyssa has overdosed on drugs or dick .
Did you see that Alyssa bitch
Yeah I wouldn’t tap that
Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that
Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
Yeah I wouldn’t tap that
Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that
Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
by A Wise man speaking facts May 7, 2023
Get the Alyssamug. This is true love . They Know how to get thru everything and anything.
11.10.14 is alyssa and Antonios date this is forever and always . Their love is confusing and unbreakable but it's a bond that can't be broken , and will gain stronger over time
11.10.14 is alyssa and Antonios date this is forever and always . Their love is confusing and unbreakable but it's a bond that can't be broken , and will gain stronger over time
by Mandy0206 March 13, 2017
Get the antonio and alyssamug. Alyssas. They are the the most boss ass bitches you’ll ever meet. They all love beaner boys who are little assholes, but they love bad boys. They know how to make a boy fall in love with them instantly with those big eyes. They tend to forget that they give off a smelly sardine odor sometimes, but everyone still loves them to death.
by Jose Luis November 22, 2021
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa J is the most gorgeous woman in the world and most likely to be in love with a guy named Andrew who will treat her like a queen they are the greatest couple ever and will always be together forever once they meet each other alyssa j is a strong-minded woman who claims independence but loves to be babied by her lover anyone who gets to meet an alyssa j will be one lucky son of a bitch
by a1782 February 24, 2024
Get the Alyssa jmug.