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Alphascrote

The person with the largest balls/ballsack in the room.
Person 1: Did you see that guy tell the principal to fuck off?
Person 2: He truly is an alphascrote
by Jukemasterbf June 1, 2021
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Alphabaniosis

Incurable condition where a person must recite the alphabet in order to move/write things in alphabetical order.
I realized I had alphabaniosis when I was singing the alphabet to find what letter was after T.

I was diagnosed with alphabaniosis when my peers realized I was singing the ABC's to myself during an alphabetical assignment where we must list objects in order depending on their first letter.
by RocketPropelledGrenade August 24, 2010
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Alphabecture

Alphabecture is a term used to define the shape , structure, and other significant design of an alphabet particularly in relation to digital fonts. It was coined by Dr Francis Ohanyido a Nigerian writer, physician and philosopher in 1997.
Most of the fonts on the website showed homogeneous alphabecture
by Craen Biplin September 4, 2010
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Alpha-Driver

A driver with the urge to always be the lead car of a group. They will drive whatever speed it takes to remain the front car. Alpha-Driver's are most commonly seen driving a truck.
Sorry I'm late, I couldn't get off at the exit I needed to because an Alpha-Driver wouldn't let me pass.
by Truestorywords September 15, 2010
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alphabet snap

An alphabet snap is the lesser known name for the snaps that occasionally fall at the end of an intense sentence. The commonly known "Z-snap" happens to be just one of 26 alphabet snaps.
Other favorites include the "V-snap" where the hand makes a "V" in the air while snapping once at the base and again at the tip of the "V." At this point, the snapper looks up in the direction of the snap as if the line continues into the sky. The longer they stare, the more intense the snap. This snap says "you don't even know what just happened." At this point, it is appropriate for the snapper to get up and walk away to revel in their glory. The snappee is left in a state of total mindfuck.
The "W-snap" includes two hands. The hands start in the middle and and at the same time snap at the bottom two points and then again at the tips. When the snapper finishes he gives the snappee a look of utter pwnage. This snap says "you wish you didn't know what just happened!"
Person 1: *Performs a V-snap alphabet snap and looks into the air for 7 seconds as if his V was continuing forever, looks at Person 2, then walks away*
Person 2: *Dies*
by FoxyFunsies July 30, 2011
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Alphadouche

Will is beyond a jerk, he is on his way to alphadouche status!
by meo14700 August 30, 2013
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alphabat

A 9-member K-Pop band
Consists of

B:eta, Ji Ha-yong, leader, former leader of HITT, loud and annoying but still cute as a button, selca king, almost always sings the chorus (lead vocal)
C:ode, Kim Sang-hun, self-proclaimed visual, voted least funny out of the members
D:elta, Choi Yeon-soo, an ((extremely)) attractive human being, amazing vocals (main vocal), is apparently funny if you like documentaries
E:psilon, Yoo Yeong-jin, TEEN TOP Ricky's hyung, cute little shit
F:ie, Lee San-ha, pronounced pie because Koreans can't pronounce "F" correctly, second Huang Zi Tao, looks gangster but is actually sensitive
G:amma, Kim Jun-su, yet another good looking member of the group, vocal
H:eta, Seol Jun, barely gets any parts (none in AB City like wtf), good at eye smiles and acting cute
I:ota, Shin Se-lin, rapper, likes Red Velvet (the group), SHINE ON ME- LET IT SHINE ON ME-, one of the original two members
J:eta, Kim Su-yeob, maknae, ABCDEFG guy, cause of fangirl spasms because of his aegyo
Person A: Are you an ALPHA?
Person B: What's that?
Person A: It's the fandom name of AlphaBAT!
by deerofthegalaxy March 11, 2015
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