The act of, upon realizing that you have crabs, attempting to spread it to as many others as possible before your condition becomes well known.
Bro: Dude, wanna hit up the bars tonight?
Fauxhemian: Yeah, I wanna get my alabama crabshoot on before it's too late
Fauxhemian: Yeah, I wanna get my alabama crabshoot on before it's too late
by dinglefuck May 2, 2010
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home of the hottest females in the nation. Best football state. Shitty educational system. Constant recipient of stupid hick jokes by people who have no clue what they're talking about and have never so much as kissed a female.
by Jeremy September 1, 2003
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Jim: Yo did you hear what John did to Kelly last night?
Peter: No what?
Jim: He gave her the old alabama heelsplitter
Peter: Damn what a slut
Peter: No what?
Jim: He gave her the old alabama heelsplitter
Peter: Damn what a slut
by JMags and Challs April 19, 2011
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*** The art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside .
*** The art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside .
Man , Mario gave Natalie a nice warm Alabama Hot Pocket last night . I could hear them heating it up all last night .
by S & C November 16, 2007
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"I went back to the trailer on my lunch break to have a 'date' with my 'lady'. Talk about a Alabama Hot Pocket- what, with this heat wave we're havin'!"
by nurtchle December 23, 2007
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