Definitions by nurtchle

brown onion 

Slang term for anus.

"I thought that guy at the door was a census taker but he was just a homeless guy who wanted to poke me in my brown onion!"

brown onion by nurtchle December 26, 2007

reverse brooklyn 

Similar to the brooklyn bridge, the reverse brooklyn is a felatio position where one's testicles are placed on the partner's forehead and the penis shaft rests along the bridge of the nose with the head of the penis falling roughly at the mouth and chin.

Fred:"I gave Sally a reverse brooklyn while she was sleeping last night!"
Bill:"Oh, you put your balls in her mouth?"
Fred:"No! I said 'REVERSE brooklyn'"

reverse brooklyn by nurtchle December 24, 2007

alabama hot pocket 

Often confused with "moon docking" or defecating into a vagina, the "Alabama Hot Pocket" is actually a term used by necrophiles to describe a cadaver in a body bag stashed in a cardboard box in a mobile home (or the trunk of a rusty '73 camaro) which has been heated by the mid-day sun.

"I went back to the trailer on my lunch break to have a 'date' with my 'lady'. Talk about a Alabama Hot Pocket- what, with this heat wave we're havin'!"

alabama hot pocket by nurtchle December 23, 2007