Canada's asshole

while some see this as Alaska, it is more commonly known as Justin Bieber.

dude did you see Canada's asshole piss in that bucket.

eghh... yeah,
thanks Canada:/

by schap September 17, 2013

ashley begs for men

When a girl with a sweat box has sex while on her period, then takes it up the butt, and finishes by sucking him off because her pussy is too loose.

Wow! Courtney just gave me the ashley begs for men.

by the cum guzzling bitches July 30, 2009

kiss my asshole

Similar to kiss my ass, only deeper. Typically used in an escalating argument when a death blow is needed. Generally modified or enforced with fuck face, see example below.

Two people arguing:

person 1: Why are you such an douche-bag?

person 2: Go fuck yourself!

person 1: Fuck you!

person 2: Kiss my asshole, fuck face!

by zippojoker August 25, 2009

tear you a new asshole

Tear you a new asshole, means to get cussed out degrade and make you feel like an idiot because you did something you wernt supposed to do or messed something up in some way shape or form

Ex. Did you hear John wrecked his dads truck last night? Sucks to be him His dad is going tear him a new asshole.

Ex. John showed up to work late two days in a row, the boss is looking for him he's about to tear him a new asshole.

Tear you a new asshole

by Airin Smith November 2, 2013

make one's asshole pucker

To be excited, or nervous about something.

1) That new girl makes your asshole pucker, doesn't she?

2) Damnit, the exit exam is really making my asshole pucker!

3) The Patriots being in the Super Bowl finals can make one's asshole pucker, but it certainly doesn't pucker mine!

by Weeger January 21, 2008

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE

FUCK YOU PICE OF SHIT

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE ASSHOLE

by Erple October 20, 2019

Ashley

She's totally relaxed, very creative, and always listening to music. She loves to sing and dance, and she's not afraid to do something crazy once in a while. When she's down in the dumps, she talks to an Emma. An Ashley is amazing. What a perfect friend!

She's always doing something fun, she must be an Ashley.

Who's that talking to Ashley? Oh it's Emma. Something must be wrong.

by myfavoritepsuedonym April 4, 2013