Article

1. A wench or exceedingly attractive woman for whatever reason.
2. A hell of a good goer (sexual).
3. A fancy piece of clothing.

1. She sure is a prime article wearing that red skirt isn't she!
2. Owing to innate sexual prowess and skill with her tongue Leslie was article of the year in my book after last night, that's for god-damned sure.
3. She jumped on top, then slowly peeled off her frilled pink panties and stuffed the soaking article in my waiting open mouth.

by postertheif January 26, 2020

varsity artie

one who lacks athletic talent but is placed on varsity due to their seniority status. although not actually having much playing time, this "varsity artie" could in fact be part of the team and claim to be part of the varsity squad.

im starting to play soccer my senior year, and im on varsity. im such a varsity artie.

by Lane Z August 27, 2006

Hot take artist

A person whose only opinions are hot takes, always against the majority.

A: I think Jay-Z is one of the best artists out there.
B: Nah he mid.
A: Hot take artist.

by MalinGDeeCuay March 10, 2022

artie

Noun: Fat Wop
Stared in "Dirtie Work" and cameo'd in "Old School". Took over Jackie's spot on "The Howard Stern Show" and it has never been better.

Loves Jack and water, Pizza, Coke, bread, and all foods.

I lost my girl, Dana.... "Atrie"

by DOug August 19, 2004

Artificial Playground

This is the word of champs. It signifies the four regions of every man's life. Artificial Playground as a whole represents the video game section, which is also the most dominant. Play represents the sports section. The other two are somewhere in there, so I will let you use your imagination.

I am an Artificial Playground because I love video games and football.

by Artificial Playground November 27, 2003

artificial boner

A boner that someone gets artificially through the art of self gratification.

Alaina gave himself an artificial boner after reading this.

by Alaina's right testica August 30, 2010

Artist Bangs

Hairstyle common with female creative types. Usually, but not always black in color. Artist Bangs will usually look like are cut by themselves to represent their quirky-ness or creative skills. Prime Example: Zooey Deschanel

Guy 1: Yo, I met this girl the other day, she was really pretty. She does oil painting every now and then.
Guy2: Does she have Artist Bangs?
Guy1: Ya! How'd you know?!

by JavierPPL August 20, 2015