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Matthew 18 

Noun: Matthew 18:15. "If thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault."

Verb: To Matthew 18 someone is to make someone aware of their faults in a way that is both confrontational and obnoxious. Whether this person kissed your girlfriend, drank the last beer in your fridge, or simply sent you a game invite on Facebook , no transgression is too petty to Matthew 18 them. The most effective way of Matthew 18ing someone is to jab your middle and index fingers deep in their sternum while listing their offenses loudly in a public setting, such as a lunchroom, grocery store, or library. And since you are backed by scripture, you are justified.
Charlie used my bathroom and left some leopard spots in the toilet, so I Matthew 18’d the bastard.
Matthew 18 by bigdanshooter September 7, 2014
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October 18 

NATIONAL GIVE IT TO YOUR HOMIE IN THE ASS DAY.
October 18, Imma go fuck my homie
October 18 by Ietass October 17, 2019

October 18 

grab a dick and slap an ass day
October 18
a girl must grab a boy’s dick
a boy must slap a girl’s ass
October 18 by YoyoitsPJ October 17, 2019

october 18 kiss your girlfriend day

November 18 

National grab a guy or girls ass day
Monday November 18 is National grab a guy or girls ass day
November 18 by Bigdogbobbie November 15, 2019

November 18 

Today I’d a day for you to ask out your crush if you don’t all your friends have to block you.. good luck
November 18 by Sksksksk jakhi November 15, 2019