Bloob Tube

A slang term for a television. Referring to how Televisions before the days of flat screens were a glass bubble screen with different colors of light bulbs in the back used to project the picture on to the screen. This term was also used for black and white televisions before they had color Television.

The family sat in the living room watching a movie on the Bloob Tube on Saturday evening.

by Ol-Daddi-O January 16, 2023

tube music

1) the act of preforming oral sex on a male.

2) the sounds made while preforming oral sex on a male.

jenny was making ed smile from ear to while she was giving him the tube music of his life.

by tellitizaman September 1, 2010

Ignorance Tube

The tube in the neck where assholes spew an overwhelming amount of ignorance, can also be the place that people shove food into known as the Nutrient Chute

I cant listen to john when he's spewing bullshit out of his Ignorance tube

by Genderlessbork April 21, 2018

Sucky sucky tube

A tunnel in which friends with benefits gather to perform the "sucky sucky "act. After a night in this bad boy friends are no longer friends.

Laalasa: anushka and aneesh spent HOURS in the sucky sucky tube last night
Ritika: oh? I hope they got home safe! their parents are so worried

by doodoohed April 19, 2021

Leather Tube

When you get aggressively fuck a cow.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear what happened to Jerry when he ran out onto that field?
Person 2: Yeah, he leather tubed'ed a couple of the farmer's cows. I filmed it and put it up on pornhub!
Person1: Sweet! What's the link?

by KittenPopo May 29, 2020

Tube tickle

When there’s an itchy-tickly feeling in your urethra. Typically dealt with in males by applying pressure to the taint.

Shit. Hey nobody look, I’ve got a tube tickle to fix.

by NiLemonHeadass July 10, 2019

Tube Sockin'

When someone has a prolapsed asshole and it sticks out of their tighty whiteys like a tube sock

Gay bro 1: (eyebrows moving up and down)
Ooooohhh la la looks like someones been Casing sausage with their asshole
Gay BRO 2: "It's fun, you should try it, it's called TUBE SOCKIN'

Definition courtesy of Ben and Mariah

by Definition Courtesy of Ben & M January 15, 2022