The Mayonnaise Game is any time in which a man ejaculates on a face; for example, the money shot of porn is considered two people playing the mayonnaise game. Usually, the person receiving mayonnaise wishes they weren't playing.
"Hey Becky, do you want to play the mayonnaise game tonight?"
"No thanks Todd, I already played with Danny earlier."
"No thanks Todd, I already played with Danny earlier."
by Mayonnaise King February 6, 2010
Get the Mayonnaise Gamemug. A game where you need to be the most annoying person. One person says something annoying and you must say something more annoying. Last person to be annoyed wins
Person No. 1: blablablablablabla. BlaBlaBlaBla. BLABLABLA.
Person No. 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Person No. 3: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!! Hehehehe!
Person No. 4: I slept with all your gfs.
Person No. 1,2,and 3: Shit!
Person No. 4: I won The annoyed game.
Person No. 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Person No. 3: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!! Hehehehe!
Person No. 4: I slept with all your gfs.
Person No. 1,2,and 3: Shit!
Person No. 4: I won The annoyed game.
by pigeonVSstatue September 2, 2011
Get the The annoyed gamemug. (n.) Bruce Lee's uncompleted master piece. Features nunchucku fights, cool martial arts, and a face off between 7ft2in 267 pound giant "Kareem Jabbar Abdul" and his out-of-studio teacher, Bruce Lee. When filming the final showdown, Bruce and Kareem were moving faster than the camera could film, so they had to slow down. Make sure you don't watch the inferior "Bruce Li", which features mainly his latter-day stunt double.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
Get the Game of deathmug. The object of the boner game is to see who can get a boner the fastest, usually played in boring classes to pass the time. To play the boner game you must:
1) wear sweat pants or silky shorts for obvious evidence
2) only use your mind (i.e. no pictures, sounds, etc.)
3) 2 or more players necessary
Winner is awarded upon announcement of full blown hard-on and proven by bulge in sweats or shorts
1) wear sweat pants or silky shorts for obvious evidence
2) only use your mind (i.e. no pictures, sounds, etc.)
3) 2 or more players necessary
Winner is awarded upon announcement of full blown hard-on and proven by bulge in sweats or shorts
by Arnold Palmer March 1, 2008
Get the Boner Gamemug. by ReaperZero October 9, 2006
Get the video gamesmug. by Rod November 15, 2003
Get the dice gamemug. Sans 1. lets do sex gaming
Sans 2. ok that is epic
Sans 1. wait i don't even have fortskin from epics epic game called fortnite
Sans 2. ok that is epic
Sans 1. wait i don't even have fortskin from epics epic game called fortnite
by SANS UNDERTALE IS FORTNITE?!? November 11, 2018
Get the Sex gamingmug.