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Dog Wank

Something that is terrible, poor, bad or disgraceful
"That car is so dog wank, it couldn't drive you an inch
by Bambos The Greek April 25, 2022
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The term used to describe the state you find yourself in the morning after a night of very heavy drinking
Oh man I shouldn't have moved onto double cocktails after the bar ran out of beer last night, I woke up this morning and I was quivering like a shitting dog!
by Big Jack's Bollocks July 7, 2017
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spring garden dog with mange

This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.
Dude look at the Spring Garden dog with mange thats fucking disturbing.
by kdad12345 April 17, 2017
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dog nuts

by lunar12334434 January 11, 2022
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Dog-water

A stupid phrase exclusively used by sweaty and most certainly smelly people as a weak attempt to upset and/or annoy someone they percieve to be 'lesser' than themself

(it is unlikely and extremely rare that they are truly lesser)
"You are so dog-water Xavier"
by Luxlotle January 17, 2023
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cookie dog

anyone being too overly anything. Fat, aggressive, absurd, douchey, loud, obnoxious, nosey, pestery, snarky, tooley, snobey, fast, slow.
Stop being a douche bag your borderline cookie dog.

Cookie dog is on patrol. and riding her bike like she's Lance.
by Daisy Clover June 18, 2010
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Benny The Dog

A Benny the dog is a fat rat type of creature. These are only found in Story Wilsons room. The Benny will be 400 pound overweight. Even though he may be very ugly and like to hump odd objects, he is a great pet!
Benny the dog you fat rat come eat some lard for dinner.
by storywilson123 June 8, 2018
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