Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

out the face

When some one is extremely drunk and/or high. Usually used in the past tense.

It's not like she remembers, she was out the face last night.

by miss. rotten November 10, 2006

face tok

when your on facetime with your friend/partner and you screen share watch tiktoks for hoursss

adrian: hey i'm bored, what do u want to do?
jasmine: i'll share my screen so we can face tok

by jmoneyyyyyyyy October 12, 2023

Face-crastinating

v. Wasting all your time on Facebook or some other social networking site when you should be studying for your exam in three hours or doing homework for Environmental Science.

If you keep face-crastinating, you're going to fail your Physics final.

by frustratedstudent September 28, 2010

Kool-Aid Face

The appearance a person’s face takes on after “drinking the Kool-Aid” re: plastic surgery, fillers & upkeep, where they end up looking like the Kool-Aid man.

Apparently the Queen Of Pop has switched to Kool-Aid, based on her Kool-Aid face.

by TheSquidGirl March 22, 2023

Sully-face paradox

A paradox, where, if you experience a modified version of something for a long enough period of time, the original sounds completely wrong, compared to the modified version of it, like the Mike Wazowski meme, where he bears the face of his friend, Sullivan.

Example:
Mario pissing those notes - modified
Mario pissing (disowned) - original

- Jess has been listening to the remix of Gangsta's Paradise for so much time that the original sounds completely wrong to her!

- Must be the Sully-face paradox.

by some dummass August 21, 2020

Fuse face

A derogatary word for a robot like wireback and clanker.

God i hate clankers. Dirty fuse faced salvages.

by BrenTheBarbarian August 20, 2025