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Shifted off

Shifted off ; is when you fuck up or ruin the climax of your master plan.
I was so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.
by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020
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Jerking Off in 4k

To do something absolutely meaningless, but do it big or be extra about it.
"I don't know why he's doing all this. He might as well be jerking off in 4k."
by FoxFae March 5, 2025
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Scratch-off authority

Authority figures, with veneer of legitimacy so thin, that it can be readily removed, to reveal the criminal constitution that is beneath.
The mother was a hypocrit, and a scratch-off authority, with a history of criminal faults, that she hid behind the facade of respectable, government, employee.
by ancestaera June 26, 2020
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blowing the dust off the book

when one brings up a joke or a bit from the past
wow bro my handwriting used to be- and I'm really blowing the dust off the book with this one, dog water. but now its good
by M3 Garand August 27, 2025
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Glasses-Off

When checking out a chick that’s too fine that you have to take your glasses off when looking at her to do a double take.
Damn look at the girl she’s a glasses-off
Oh shit let me look *takes glasses off*
by hellllllloooooooos March 1, 2020
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Gonna Malphite ult off the bridge

ITS ALREADY A SENTENCE Gonna Malphite ult off the bridge
by XCOVER32017 June 12, 2024
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Off

You got one emotion but then you kinda switch it to the next
“Dude, you’re kinda off right now
by Boston hours February 9, 2019
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