yahoo most wanted 

The Best Of The Best ; The Elite ; Wanted By All

Yahoo MOst Wanted : They Spank The Ho's
They Rip The Tard's
They Get The Job Done When
No One Else Can!

yahoo most wanted by Br0ken September 30, 2006

wasterfaced 

beyond intoxicated, you lose motor function, eyes are lazy, face is flushed, have puked on yourself, urinated on yourself and are found passed out in random location.

hey anna its thomas i saw that asshole tyler last night he was pissing and puking all over himself in the bathroom at the bar totally wasterfaced

wasterfaced by Anna & Thomas March 4, 2008

waste-faceded 

the act of drinking to the point that you should have gone to the hospital or gotten alcohol poisoning. getting waste-faceded usually results in a 24-48 hour long hangover and not remembering what happened once you started drinking

yeah my drunk scale goes tipsy, fuzzy, buzzing, drunkish, drunk, sloshed, hammered, swasted, hamboned, waste-faceded.

he drank a 1.75 of 100 proof soco in 4 hours and was so waste-faceded that he woke up in a staircase on the other side of campus!

waste-faceded by liquid524 December 4, 2009

Waste Yute 

A youthful person that is a waste of time and space

Shaun: Juan is a waste yute. he’s a deadman when I catch him

Waste Yute by JuanTheWasteYute November 7, 2020

Waster Wednesday 

A day in the week (specifically Wednesday) on which people enjoy the song Waster by swedish artist Bladee.

Person 1: "Have you noticed that it's Waster Wednesday?"

Person 2: "Yeah I've already put the Icedancer vinyl on the turntable."

Waster Wednesday by DrainerTilIMeetMyMaker April 19, 2023

Nuclear Waste 

An explosive case of the shits that blasts water and liquid shit up the sides of the bowl like a mushroom cloud and leaves the depositor’s o-ring burning like a seared piece of meat.

Those 3-alarm wings left me squatting with some serious nuclear waste.

Nuclear Waste by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Mom I wanted a green one

When a boy who is very rich wanted a specific color of a fancy car. However, his parents got him the wrong color.

Mom: I got you a blue lambo
Boy: mom I wanted a green one

Mom I wanted a green one by Heyitsyeboisure June 16, 2019