I went out drinking last night. I punched a cop, had a three way with a big girl and a goat and I shit myself, inside a McDonald’s. I was Williams wasted.
by Ezedoll October 5, 2025
Get the Williams wasted mug./Verb/: To prolong an unsolicited financial commitment or lavish promise for validation and praise by the receiver, only to bail or fail to commit at the very last possible second by making up excuses because they don’t actually have the capacity to follow through on their word.
Delusional; they think they give off main character energy but really they are a textbook beta with rich kid privilege.
Delusional; they think they give off main character energy but really they are a textbook beta with rich kid privilege.
by El Productor de Cine January 30, 2026
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A form of rimjob in which one partner gets a mouth full of water and streams it into the anus of the other. He or she then proceeds to lick the area dry until they deem adequate. The same motions can be completed with: guacamole, mayo, honey, ketchup, mustard, etc. Dealer's choice
by Krazzy spazz May 10, 2012
Get the Guatemalan Pressure-Washer mug.A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.
Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!
Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.
Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!
Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.
Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!
by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012
Get the One Week Washer mug.When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.
Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.
Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.
by Greatpickle December 4, 2014
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Get the Lakewood Level Wasted mug.(At a Christmas Party) "Hey look at Felicia naked with the tinsel hanging from her nipples"
" She is totally Pumpkin spice latte wasted."
" She is totally Pumpkin spice latte wasted."
by Bear666 December 24, 2014
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