shit waffle

this is a derogatory term used for anyone who has commited any sort of offense against you

you sir, are a shit waffle

by Tobs July 26, 2005

Blue Waffle

A Vagina Infection Its Fucking Sick

Man i Went To Go Fuck her Turns Out She Had A Blue Waffle

by Winter Valentine June 16, 2010

Waffles Revenge

1.Potatoe waffles take revenge on the world and become the dominant species
2.A nasty waffle from the previous day wreaks havoc in your bowels causing the chronic 'wild shites'
3.Someone called waffles takes revenge

1. the waffles revenge is finally upon us
2.Damn that waffles revenge is fucking. up my anus, you can smell the cherries(shit).
3.Waffles got his revenge on Peado Percy.

by Comero February 11, 2004

blue waffle

the extremely horrifying and disgusting STD or vaginal infection, tinting it to a bluish colour. blue waffles are usually lumpy and blistered. NSFW

Adam: dude! Mariah had too much sex and got a blue waffle!
Mark: ugh dude! gross!

by bobbybobb June 18, 2010

Blue Waffle

A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue waffle infections area result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infections as well as areas high in whoredom.

Kurtis: "Hey Stevie I heard you had some blue waffles for a midnight snack."

Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."

by Blue Waffle Chef April 16, 2010

belgium waffle

One girl sits on knees while two nice gentlemen shoot cum ropes diagonally across her face.

Ya, I enjoyed making her be'cum' a belgium waffle.

by Walt Rogers October 4, 2010

sex waffle

a nickname for a spouse or bestfriend similar to love muffin

hey there sex waffle, looking good, hows life?

by truntington August 23, 2011