Uber tug

When the girl is driving and can't give you road head she has to tug you instead.

Baby I know you are driving and can't give me some road head. How about a uber tug???

by Big berry 1 September 7, 2018

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1. an app for people too rich for muni

2. sufficiently better than lyft

U wanna bus home with me?
-Nah, I just ordered my uber

by iwantfoodpleasefeedme April 1, 2018

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The new trend. Usually, goes by the name of Sam. If you meet someone named Sam, call them "uber gay". These people will be satisfied and they most likely, will return the favor. ; ) Now get out there and find those Sams you never know what you will get in return.

Person : WOW your name is Sam you must be the uber gay.
Sam : Yes indeed now how will I return the favor *RAWR* XD

by Danky Memes April 13, 2018

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got ubered

When a self-driving car kills you.

Check for driving cars before you cross the stre -- OMG!!! Joey! Joey just got ubered!!!

by texans_are_gay April 11, 2018

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Uber-Pissed

You just “Next-Leveled” being red-faced, nostril-flaring, spit-talking, stammer, stammer Yella-hammer, mad - that’s all it is. It’s a couple of rings below: “…( send him to)…the hospital not the morgue”

When I found out my deadbeat brother-in-law had stolen my Glock pistol & around $3000 of my hidden cash around the house, had I been able to find him, not even his dental records would’ve helped to ID his sorry ass then, I was UBER-PISSED

by 15/15RcrdHldr August 27, 2022

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