Uber Sized

A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours

or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
by Jeef Berky December 29, 2014
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uber head swallowed

when an Uber driver is getting head and the ISU college girl swallows the head after a railroad bump...like in terre haute indiana
Dude Melissa was giving me head while i was in my Uber and i hit the RR crossing it was a case of Uber head swallowed
by AdomW October 31, 2017
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Uber-posting

People who over post on social media to the point of being unfollowed or unfriended.
Uber-posting endlessly finally made me unfollow him.
by Smith Words June 02, 2014
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got ubered

Check for driving cars before you cross the stre -- OMG!!! Joey! Joey just got ubered!!!
by texans_are_gay March 28, 2018
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Uber kid

Take's a Uber from Newark and to the Poconos and pays 83 dollars for it
Dumb Uber kid
by Uber kid March 14, 2017
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Uber

To repeat menial tasks over and over to avoid actual work.
Dude that new guy is such an Uber.

He has been ubering all day.

When will they stop ubering and actually handle their responsibilities.
by Delraydave January 28, 2019
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Uber

Uber has really one rule it is used as for something good that happen it is a placeholder it truly has no meaning.
Yoo that movie was Uber dude

Yoo you came in clutch that’s tots Uber

^(totally)
Dude I don’t understand why she cheated on me man that was tots not Uber of her dude

I love all my 9 friends on Snapchat their so Uber
by tj06brown January 04, 2023
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