ur mom

a comeback so powerful that whoever receives it dies immediately because of how powerful ur mom is

Person one: you’re ugly
Person two: ur mom is ugly
Person one: dies

by yourFriendsal October 09, 2022

ur mom

an answer for everything and anything. Every middle school boy says it and thinks its top tier humor.

Kid: What are you doing
Middle school boy: UR MOM

by McKinley, August 30, 2022

Ur Mom

The person that was in bed with your dad to make you.

Ur Mom is so nice for giving you life!

by Yalamalamadingdong January 10, 2023

Ur mom

She is probably somewhere eating a sandwich.

Guy: dude omg

Guy2: what bro?

Guy:look! It’s ur mom

…

Guy:eating a sandwich

by Daswatshesed February 05, 2022

ur mom

LOLlolollololololololollololololololo

ur mom so fat

by rtsvigfxufjzdgçhgtdkyfxg December 15, 2022

Ur mom

your mom the joke

FRIEND : HEY WHO IS THIS Someone: UR MOM

by YOURMOMDOTORG November 10, 2021

ur mom

an expression used by people who think they’re being funny and it really is, unless you don’t have a mom then it’s offensive.

for example, “hey joe what are you doing today?” “your mom”

by gayboob April 14, 2020