(verb) At the end of a blow job, the recipient grabs the other's hair, tilts their head back, jams the end of his dick into a nostril, and proceeds to cum up their nose. The result is choking on and spewing out a lumpy green semen glob onto themselves. Trump can refer to this end result, as well.

"My girlfriend won't break up with me, no matter what horrible shit I do to her."
"Just give her a nice hard trump. She'll be gone before breakfast."

"I don't know what my wife made for dinner, but it looks like a bowl of trump. Put a suit and tie on it, and Republicans will vote for it."

trump by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016

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trump

(v) To expel feces from the mouth.

"The political candidate began to trump all over the stage."

trump by Luxapod March 16, 2016

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trump

A cultural item that at first garners much undeserved attention and then maintains that attention because people need to know what all the attention was about.

Named after the original trump, Donald Trump. Trump mounted a farcical attempt at entering the 2012 presidential race, he was given spurious media attention, and then everyone was analyzing the fact that he was given attention, while conflicted over whether the analysis of the attention was itself undeserved attention.

Some people criticize The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and claim it shouldn’t be in the standard high school curriculum, but no doubt it remains there as a trump.

trump by zblumz August 2, 2011

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