Butt-Touch Magnet

A person who attracts more than two accidental butt-touches per month.

Sha-nay-nay: Some stranger just touched my butt again!

Teniqua: Oh my gawd girl! You're a butt-touch magnet!!

by The Trampettes April 17, 2013

friendly butt touch

1. To touch the booty of a friend with no sexual intent

Adam gave Emma a friendly butt touch.

by Officer Wag January 10, 2016

Bad Touch Tuesday

Bad Touch Tuesday (sometimes shortened to "BTT" or just "Tuesday") is when jock males in a high school setting grope each other in the moob area, preform bean dips, giving each other bro jobs, or other inappropriate actions in public. Lethal force may be used if Bad Touch Tuesday is preformed on a day of the week that isn't Tuesday.

Logan: DUDE WTF!? Why did you grab by dick!?

Scotty: Bro, what day is it?

Lax Bro's: BAD TOUCH TUESDAY!!!!

Logan: Oh, sorry bro, I forgot.

Scotty: *grope*

by cee-em-kay April 1, 2011

love and touch

Your lady on the side. A mistress. Your down low woman. Unlike a wife or girlfriend, all she ever wants to do is love and touch you.

Major League Player: Gisele is my love and Touch.

Leo: I am mortified. Damn you, Flavor Flav!

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

don't touch that, it's franks

melissa(the one with herpes) will never offer you a pillow to sleep on at night, a blanket when you're freezing, a coughdrop when you're coughing your lungs out, a can of coke, a paper cup of sink water, a plate to eat, a napkin to wipe your face, her toilet, lipgloss, a rubberband, shoes if you're barefoot and there's broken glass eveywhere, and she won't let you even sit on the couch or turn on the tv. why? because everything belongs to frank.

me: melissa, can i use your house phone?
melissa: wtf no. frank pays for that, tanya.
me: well, can you atleast give me a quarter so i can use a payphone?
melissa: a quarter? have you gone insane? how is frank going to pay his bus fare for work tomorrow?

by snootch87 March 7, 2005

touch basis

to masterbate.

i gotta go home and touch basis before i go out tonight.

by yajohnson August 21, 2009

iPod Touch

An overpriced piece of shit made by Apple. Known for being slow as fuck, blurry ass camera, screens shattering, for having really little RAM, a buggy OS, and broken touch screens in a month.

Faggot: Hey I got an iPod Touch!
Me: Fuck that piece of shit, I have a Google Nexus 7 with Android 4.1 bitch!
Faggot: *goes and cries*

by Rangahatimamangoyumterumgai August 18, 2012