Fap on Toast

The art of fapping on a piece of toast. Used to trick others by making them believe that a similar substances (mayonnaise, cream cheese, etc.) is actually spread across the toast.

Brosef: Breakfast is ready!
Brodaunt: Thanks dude!...dude this tastes like fap juice
Brosef: It's Fap on Toast!
Brodaunt: Fuck.

by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010

Alex Thomas

Alex Thomas is a bent who wanks over his teachers. He once asked his mate JP to “do it” and then then proceeded to finger his arsehole. He simps for girls and also has a severe case of knob cheese

Alex Thomas: “Lets do it...”

by user_heks7384783 June 20, 2020

thomasine

A girls name, quite unknown but it's nice & from Europe.

Pronounced like: Thomasin
Not: Thomasiin, Thomasiinee or Thomasine

-Do you know that girl Thomasine?
-Yeah, isn't she that hawt european girl?
-She is..

by shitiitjjaat December 12, 2006

toast well

the holes in a toaster where bread goes

(no shit!!)

don't stick ur finger in the toast well, son

by Nige C January 30, 2004

Thomas Quinn

That kid that sits in your english class that pairs up with usually a Ryan and call out obscene degrading names to girls. Hilarious, though.

"You called her a WHAT?!" Oh, man. You just pulled a Thomas Quinn.

by That kid in english. October 27, 2010

thomas cahill

Irish author who writes religious books.

Dude 1: Dude, Thomas Cahill's terrible.

Dude 2: Dude, False.

by jordan2334 December 1, 2010

Thomas-Up

To do something incredibly stupid, repeatedly. Usually involves an action that is more harmful to yourself than others. Esp when involves lying.

I tried to help him out after his girlfriend kicked him out, but he thomas-upped and I had to bail him out of jail.

She was all over him, but he thomas'd it up and went home alone!

I invited him over for a drink, but he thomas'd me and I had to call the cops.

by weALLknow January 25, 2011