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An exceptional pair of breasts on a very attractive woman who has children.
"Wow, Joe. That lady down at Grand Mart has the most amazing mama titties I've ever seen!"
by geurillawarfare June 1, 2013
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Pizza Titties

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A word pioneered by my father, Michael. Pizza titties are a pair of woman's breasts that when they have grown to outrageous proportion as to project out from the chest over a foot in length you may rest a pizza on them. In basic terms, titties so big that You could successfully place a pizza on them without the pizza falling off and proceed to eat the entire pizza.
Did you catch that episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter last night!? His wife's has the biggest Pizza Titties I've ever seen!!
by DontSpaceCakes October 28, 2013
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Onion Titties

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Bitch got them onion titties son”
by PoopieCooter May 14, 2018
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tittinomics

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Boob-related enterprise, especially as it relates to cover charges of a strip club. A simple 2 tits/$1 ratio.

Especially when in a recession
If there is a $10 door cover, you MUST see at least 20 titties (or 10 pairs) before you are obligated to tip any other stripper (and perhaps bartender and/or waitresses). This is basic tittinomics.
by Car Ramrod, say it May 6, 2009
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free tittin

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not wearing a bra
that bitch must be free tittin, i can see her nips
by hempress January 9, 2011
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ass-titted

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another way of saying you got fucked over. can also be used as a noun: ass-tit/ ass-tits
also another way of calling someone an asshole
the refs didn't call any penalties on the other team. they were being such ass-tits

omg that guy dumped me over text. he totally ass-titted me
by reeboooo October 24, 2019
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so-titties

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Very thin woman, with very large brests.
Check it out dude, she is so-titties.
by jack July 27, 2003
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