An indicted, shit-for-brains former US President with a grotesque orange hue. He is the laughingstock of world politics, shunned by every living former President for obvious reasons.
Tang Poo thinks he’s God’s gift to the White House, but he’s been indicted six times and counting already. You can’t run a country from the federal lockup.
by The Real Canadian September 05, 2023
Crusty Poo is when you do not wipe your bum properly and over time the poo becomes hard and crusty! Sometimes when you go and wipe your bum the crusty Poo will rip the skin in your bum off
by Chris2603 November 11, 2016
Let me give you a scenario. You just came out of the pool and you're running to the toilet because you have the runs. Your swim pants are stuck to your legs and when you finally arrive at the toilet, you almost slip and fucking die from the water. You sit down and try to pull your shorts down to take that massive shit, but it's stuck to your legs because it's all wet, so you have to unstick it yourself. Then the toilet gets all wet, your ass is wet, and you're taking a shit all at the same time. The shit slides down into the toilet easily because your ass is wet, from the pool water. then when the shit stops you try to wipe your ass but since your cheeks are wet, the toilet paper glues to your asshole and it's just stuck there. you can't get it out, its just stuck. you try to use another paper to take it out, that one gets glued too. you give up and wipe the shit with your hands, then fall asleep on the toilet from the chaos that had ensued.
person1: I took a wet poo yesterday at tims pool party. I was afraid of going back to the pool!
person2: same
person2: same
by wetpooman September 12, 2021
The risk gay pornstars take when not using tampons
Too much anal sex can ruin the anal muscles making you prone to leakage
Too much anal sex can ruin the anal muscles making you prone to leakage
by amara is a sex god x June 21, 2012
by Jane36 October 20, 2019
When you hate your job so much that you pretend to take a poo when all your doing is playing on your phone.
by Oh Throbert March 27, 2015
(phase)
1. To have the urge to poop in a inappropriate time, yet you do everything to keep yourself from pooing.
1. To have the urge to poop in a inappropriate time, yet you do everything to keep yourself from pooing.
Guy1: Nice racing man, how did you run so fast?
Guy2: Because before the race I was flirting with poo, I had to go badly.
Guy2: Because before the race I was flirting with poo, I had to go badly.
by UnknowableOne April 28, 2016