Tang Poo

An indicted, shit-for-brains former US President with a grotesque orange hue. He is the laughingstock of world politics, shunned by every living former President for obvious reasons.
Tang Poo thinks he’s God’s gift to the White House, but he’s been indicted six times and counting already. You can’t run a country from the federal lockup.
by The Real Canadian September 05, 2023
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Crusty poo

Crusty Poo is when you do not wipe your bum properly and over time the poo becomes hard and crusty! Sometimes when you go and wipe your bum the crusty Poo will rip the skin in your bum off
The lady on the plane went to the toilet to finger her crusty Poo out
by Chris2603 November 11, 2016
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wet poo

Let me give you a scenario. You just came out of the pool and you're running to the toilet because you have the runs. Your swim pants are stuck to your legs and when you finally arrive at the toilet, you almost slip and fucking die from the water. You sit down and try to pull your shorts down to take that massive shit, but it's stuck to your legs because it's all wet, so you have to unstick it yourself. Then the toilet gets all wet, your ass is wet, and you're taking a shit all at the same time. The shit slides down into the toilet easily because your ass is wet, from the pool water. then when the shit stops you try to wipe your ass but since your cheeks are wet, the toilet paper glues to your asshole and it's just stuck there. you can't get it out, its just stuck. you try to use another paper to take it out, that one gets glued too. you give up and wipe the shit with your hands, then fall asleep on the toilet from the chaos that had ensued.
person1: I took a wet poo yesterday at tims pool party. I was afraid of going back to the pool!
person2: same
by wetpooman September 12, 2021
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poo riski

The risk gay pornstars take when not using tampons

Too much anal sex can ruin the anal muscles making you prone to leakage
"oops, just shat myself" "dude, that was ultimate poo riski"
by amara is a sex god x June 21, 2012
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Casper poo

A poo that when you wipe your arse there is nothing on the toilet paper
“Omg dude I did a Casper poo earlier how insane”
by Jane36 October 20, 2019
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Faux Poo

When you hate your job so much that you pretend to take a poo when all your doing is playing on your phone.
Dalton doesn't like the job assigned to him today so he has been in the bathroom taking a faux poo.
by Oh Throbert March 27, 2015
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Flirting with poo

(phase)
1. To have the urge to poop in a inappropriate time, yet you do everything to keep yourself from pooing.
Guy1: Nice racing man, how did you run so fast?
Guy2: Because before the race I was flirting with poo, I had to go badly.
by UnknowableOne April 28, 2016
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