Any situation where you find yourself in a place you don't want to be doing a task you don't want to do or one which is totally futile (such as being a wageslave at work).
Cameron: "have you caught a patagonian toothfish yet Dwayne"?
Dwayne: "I went to the local jetty but it was packed with amateurs, a total arse fist festival"!
Dwayne: "I went to the local jetty but it was packed with amateurs, a total arse fist festival"!
by Bad Brians January 31, 2014
Jeremy: Thanks for that sweetie, I really love it when you strech me like that.
Steve: I just love tickling your insides.
Jeremy: Hope you don't mind too much shit on your fist
Steve: I just love tickling your insides.
Jeremy: Hope you don't mind too much shit on your fist
by Big Bear and Papa Smurf November 07, 2008
Coke-Bottle Fisting (CBF) is a sexual technique usually practiced by experienced homosexual partners and includes the following steps:
1. Purchase 1 glass-bottle coke
2. Insert coke bottle into partners ass hole bottom first, leaving neck exposed
3. Pack flaccid penis into open neck of coke bottle
4. Have partner sexually stimulate you in order to achieve an erection.
5. Make the erection grow large enough to shatter the glass bottle inside your partners ass.
1. Purchase 1 glass-bottle coke
2. Insert coke bottle into partners ass hole bottom first, leaving neck exposed
3. Pack flaccid penis into open neck of coke bottle
4. Have partner sexually stimulate you in order to achieve an erection.
5. Make the erection grow large enough to shatter the glass bottle inside your partners ass.
I heard that kid from Bryn Mawr is into CBF.
Billy Joel: Hey, I think we´re ready for Coke-Bottle Fisting.
Gary: Are you sure? I hear that can put you in the hospital.
Billy Joel: Only if you do it right.
Billy Joel: Hey, I think we´re ready for Coke-Bottle Fisting.
Gary: Are you sure? I hear that can put you in the hospital.
Billy Joel: Only if you do it right.
by Masked Boz June 21, 2010
The greatest man to ever live. He walks arround breaking people's faces and causing various limbs on his victims to explode (also known as Fisting). Do not fuck with his shit, or he will Fist you. Based on the greatest anime ever.
by Moose April 23, 2005
When an egg is thrusted into a woman's vagina, and then while the egg is still stuck up inside the woman's vagina, she is then punched, or stomped, in the ovaries in a fashion that causes the egg to break inside of the woman.
by notinthecards January 07, 2012
Am J Forensic Med Pathol. 1985 Dec;6(4):319-24. Related Articles, Links
Rectal fist insertion. An unusual form of sexual behavior.
Shook LL, Whittle R, Rose EF.
Rectal fist insertion (fist fucking) is an uncommon and potentially dangerous sexual practice. This is usually a homosexual activity, but can also be a heterosexual or an autoerotic practice. One known death has been reported associated with rectal fist insertion, in which the complications of anal and colonic tears and bleeding had occurred (see Editor's note). The possibility of drug overdose is also probable, as drugs and alcohol are commonly introduced into the rectum to promote sphincter relaxation and to ease the discomfort of anal dilatation.
PMID: 4072987 PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE
Rectal fist insertion. An unusual form of sexual behavior.
Shook LL, Whittle R, Rose EF.
Rectal fist insertion (fist fucking) is an uncommon and potentially dangerous sexual practice. This is usually a homosexual activity, but can also be a heterosexual or an autoerotic practice. One known death has been reported associated with rectal fist insertion, in which the complications of anal and colonic tears and bleeding had occurred (see Editor's note). The possibility of drug overdose is also probable, as drugs and alcohol are commonly introduced into the rectum to promote sphincter relaxation and to ease the discomfort of anal dilatation.
PMID: 4072987 PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE
by Finesilver January 19, 2005
When you spray your hand with AXE body spray and light it on fire, then you shove your hand up somebodies ass.
by Ugly mook May 12, 2016