Ballooned

A term used when someone is intoxicated by liquor or beer, usually used by remoulds to describe how utterly fucked out of their head they are!

Fuck me did you see that dick last night? He was fuckin ballooned!

by DickDasturdly August 16, 2017

Water balloon

Tying up the opening of your foreskin and then masturbating while keeping it tied over a long period of time until it's full of semen and then giving a girl the biggest facial she's ever received.

Friend: "How'd it go with you and Michelle last night?"
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."

by DaddyCheesePuff December 16, 2021

Beef Balloons

Incredibly massive augumented fake breast

"Have you seen Janet lately? She has Beef Balloons now!"

by TrojanMan'sDaddy June 2, 2019

shlong balloon

Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds

Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.

by Spain without the S October 14, 2020

quarter ballooning

After exacting a quarter roll (either glueing or rubber banding your foreskin as to not allow fluid to pass) , you piss or ejaculate into your closed off foreskin to create a balloon-like feature

I'm going to be quarter ballooning when I pound Sara in with my quarter roll

by Savag3 af January 26, 2018

Hot Air Balloon

Blowing a raspberry on the vagina during 69

Gave that girl a hot air balloon last night

by Dionyssious April 22, 2019

single balloon strategy

a balloon backbling from fortnite

a caster said the guy was using the single balloon strategy during summer skirmish even though it was a backbling

by rfournier09 December 17, 2020