Bread-Job

A handjob with a piece of bread and the sub-sequential eating of the bread

Girl:So you favor a bread-job later

by Imbrains July 28, 2017

head bread

The money received from giving a blowjob.

Damn! I got some head bread from him last night because i give the best blowjobs.

by biante December 15, 2010

water bread

Bread soaked in water which is then fried and "flash salted." It is principally consumed when one is horribly inebriated.

"Quick, Betsy, cook me up some of your finest water bread, I've had like twenty-nine Kahluas and i'm just scrapping for some food...actually fuck that, i need to go puke"

by myylkdog July 19, 2012

Fairy Breading

Pouring 100's & 1000's (sprinkles) into your partners arsehole or vagina then smothering your penis with butter, fucking the chosen orifice until you have a good coating of both the butter and sprinkles on your penis then get your partner to suck it off

"Hey baby want to come back to my place for some fairy breading"

by Fridge7171 August 24, 2021

yeet bread

when you want to confuse your mother on what bread you want

honey what bread do you want? yeet bread mom. Your adopted Jimmy.

by yeet wheat feet brick June 12, 2018

bread asthma

When you can't breathe while eating any type of bread product.

Hey Ryan, do you want me to pick up a sandwich for you? Nah man, every time I eat bread I can't breathe cause my bread asthma kicks in.

by Mr guy dude November 15, 2017

Mind Bread

Mind Bread is simply your thoughts. Your brain is fire, you are the oven. Your thoughts are bread. Mind Bread.

Pablo: Bro, my brain is fire.

Stalin: Make some of that mind bread dude.

by HowAreWeHere??43 August 28, 2019