thick as a plank

Somebody is who is beyond stupid in general or at certain tasks. They are so dumb that they compare to a plank of wood in terms of brain usage.

In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.

Jack: So did Alan manage to fix that rusty gate?

Bill: Nah man that lads as thick as a plank.

by MrWeldon February 6, 2018

Fsms thick

Fsms thick is when your jeans don't have air in them there for you are thick by fsms standards.

She's not thick but she's fsms thick

by Xela Enivoe September 29, 2017

Chuck Thic

(Verb) (Chu-k thi-ss) To stroll to the canteen

Oi Choss, you chucking thic?
Oi Choss, surely chuck thic

by TheRealJackyChoss May 10, 2021

I’m getting thick

Another way of saying I’m getting an erection or getting boned up.

Bro, I’m getting thick after seeing's that shirt your mom was wearing.

by Hamper Hunter December 1, 2020

Thick44ness

The quality of not being able to reason before action. One might acquire the quality of Thick44ness by repeatedly getting him or herself killed along with everybody accompanying them.

You really need to dial back on your Thick44ness.

by ThrobbingMeat69 January 23, 2018

tric thic

when a girl appears to be thic (wide hips) but when she turns around you realize she is actually flat

"Wow dude Michelle looks so thic"
"Nah bruh... shes tric thic... she ain't got no ass"

by cheka.26 December 23, 2017

Dummy thick

When a chick is sooooo damn thick, she makes boys dumb af

Bro Kate is so Dummy thick , she made my IQ go down

by Jayyy13 May 23, 2018