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Texas Lingerie

A very specific type of lingerie found to be very attractive to Texan males.

Consists of cotton panties, a tight t-shirt (preferably white in color), and no bra.
"Forget about lace and thongs, I like my girl wearing Texas Lingerie!"
by K-C- March 21, 2007
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text relationship

A relationship solely based on constant conversations that occur via text message, while in person the couple tends to be extremely awkward.
Nick: Dude, those two have been dating for like five months now.

Matt: Hardly. They are in a text relationship, I don't think they have even kissed.
by itsauggieking October 28, 2010
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Textspeak

The process of shortening words and adding numbers to a text message, to make it "cooler". This form of text messaging is highly annoying and can also be used to sell "trendy" products like 50cc scooters and mobile phones. Often involves leaving out all vowels.
1) Txtspk is sooooo cool
2) -RU cmin out 2nite?
-Yeah luv 2 m8, wot time?
-bout 8ish. mt u in twn
-gr8. cu then
3) Only 13 year olds use textspeak
by Hey Steve June 2, 2003
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Texas Toilet Paper

That toilet paper you find in public restrooms all over the world. Aptly named Texas toilet paper because it is rough, tough, and don't take shit from nobody.
The company switched from name brand to texas toilet paper, so now I wait til i get home to take a shit.
by Myname July 31, 2004
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text sniping

1. The act of trying to read someone else's texts discreetly by casually glancing over their shoulder.

2. Stealing one's phone and going through their message inbox when the owner of the phone isn't there, usually in the bathroom.
1. I found out Sarah and Dave are fighting again when I was text sniping Dave while we were watching a movie.

2. I knew there was something going on between Bob and my sister. I sniped her texts while she was sleeping and there must have been 40 messages from him.
by Eli January 10, 2008
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Texas Chilibowl

No one's quite sure what it is, but it involves Tabasco Sauce, a Telephone, and the Anus.
Trett Boyette gave the Sixth Grader a Texas Chilibowl.
by Zorgoth The Relentless November 13, 2004
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texas chilly bowl

you take a phone and lube it with hot sauce and stick it some ones ass.
Hunter likes to get the texas chilly bowl.
by Doug December 1, 2004
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