bait and switch

during the act of intercourse from the rear, the man fakes an orgasm by spitting on her back, and then letting her have it in the face once she turns around.

i gave that whore the bait and switch when i blew my muck in her grill!

by stueyscott July 3, 2005

Michigan Switch

When a group of men (presumably gay men) form a circle and put one thumb in his mouth and the other thumb in the guy's rectum in front of him. At some point, the men switch thumbs. Hmmm....nutty.....

At the campfire, the guys formed a circle and did the Michigan Switch.

by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008

Switen

One who has attained 50-too-many lobotomies.

That lamer is a sure Switen.

by ihavenolegs June 23, 2003

switch-tittied

Originated from N64's "James Bond", after a good or "gangster" kill occurs, the victim is referred to as being "switch-tittied".

Note: Also refers to the winner of the round being blasted in the chest, point blank, with a gas powered pellet gun.

1: "You just got switch-tittied by a proxy mine"
2: "Remember when you got hella switch-tittied?
3: "You mother fucker, Im going to switch-titty you": BANG, "fuck, i just got switch-tittied"

by Okano Place December 14, 2008

swite

A cross between shite and sweat. The most horrible of bumcreek sweaty liquid with the nastiest of niffs

If for instance you've been boozin for a couple of days in a very warm environment without opportunity for a shower. If you wrung your undies out, you'd have swite.

Or if you wipe your ass after a dump and the paper is soggy not from a submarine splash. you got it. its swite

by drew23ski April 30, 2009

swhite

Small or short white girl.

Their are a lot of swhite girls at the mall.

by un peligro June 13, 2012

Swities

When someone has sweaty boobs.

Friend: "I hate when I have swities."

by gypsy_lady4092 July 6, 2014