Soccer

Its fucking football not soccer.

Guy 1:I'm going to watch soccer with some friends
Guy 2: It's football you stupid ass

by BigUni72 September 18, 2018

Soccer

A game where people kick balls around and hope to hell they score.

Look at those kids, their playing a game of boys vs. girls soccer...

by a23577 September 29, 2018

Soccer Mom

A person who usually has big hair cuts, Typically named lexi hale

That Girl is definitely a soccer mom

by ElementDIc October 17, 2018

soccer

a sport that everyone plays and if you play you think your an athlete but you really aren’t because its not that hard

i play soccer

*walks away*

by onedbitch October 28, 2018

Soccerphobic

its when an uncultured local is against soccer. aka an amir

k.

- nameless

“I absolutely hate soccer 😍🤠💞👊🏻” - amir
“Amir’s soccerphobic😔📴" or “liam is a amir📴🤧”

by namelesshadiel December 27, 2018

Soccer mom

A lady who drives a mini van

She such a soccer mom

by Fugfyjbg January 7, 2019

Soccer boi

A faggot who denies it and is not only obsessed with with having rough sex with computers and often inserts his own floppy disk. Won a karate tournament against a small child once. Loves them soccer balls in his mouth.

Look at Alek over there hes such a soccer boi.

Oh no soccer boi inserted his floppy again.

by Unknown person3354 January 9, 2019