Smoothie

a smoothie is a guy who is very hot, sxc etc. came from the fact that smoothies are yummy and so are got guys...

my god brad is such a smoothie

by gengen August 7, 2004

Smooth Brain

A brain that has the quality of smoothness: having an even and consistent surface

Person 1: Wow! Person 2, I am feeling your exposed brain right now, it is so smooth and without wrinkles or blemish. Such a smooth brain!
Person 2: Thank you, Person 1, your compliment is received in a sense of nuanced gratification. I can only imagine the physical ramifications of the immense, sweltering envy you possess as a result of the sheer superiority I display before you, both corporeal and cognitively.

Person 1: Ok, jackass.

by Phil Johnson 47 December 5, 2020

Smootsi

Something that is boring and dull, usually in reference to music.

Man that DJ is playing some real Smootsi house.

by Plastic Paddy May 12, 2003

smoothie

Sperm in the mouth as a result of a blowjob. Also a sperm smoothie or a cum smoothie.

Q: Did you get anywhere with that redhead last night?

A: Yeah, she blew me and I gave her a smoothie.

by nikki.t September 18, 2010

Asshole Smoothie

The food equivalent of how you feel after a night of drug use, alcohol abuse etc. etc.

I feel like an asshole smoothie after that party last night.

by Party Boy NW June 23, 2009

fruit smoothie

1. A reference to a homosexual male or an effeminite heterosexual male with a smoothly shaved or naturally bare chest.

2. When two homosexual males are at the beach, the one that is applying suntan lotion to the other is known as the fruit smoothie.

Look at the hot guy with the bare chest playing volleyball! Don't get your hopes up, he's probably a fruit smoothie.

What about the hot guy on the beach towel over there? Forget him. I just saw him rubbing suntan lotion on the guy next to him. He's a fruit smoothie!

by Pinky518 July 16, 2010

fruit smoothie

when a woman takes a variety of fruit (bananas, grapes, strawberry pieces, etc) and mashes it up a little. then she takes the mixture of fruit is inserted into her vagina, then eaten out by her sexual partner.

guy: Hey honey i'm hungry

eat her out...***
girl: I have a fruit smoothie, want some?

guy: Sure ^^

***Girl lays on the floor and spreads her legs and lets the Guy
eat her out***

by chowder<3 August 29, 2010